You want to let off some testosterone, wave to your mates, play chicken with reefs? Do it on your own (half a billion dollar) ship, when no one else is on board. Muppet.
Rule 1: Women and children off first
Rule 0: Captain and rats off before women and children.
Let’s not also forget the Muck-a-Rena that’s still washing up on our shores. Hope jail’s not being too kind to you, boys.