A different take on the ubiquitous “Keep Calm” sayings… “Keep Clam and Say Nowt”, and “Keep Calm and Cuppa Char”. Despite both websites’ best efforts to stop customers uploading designs and using their sites, I *think* both ‘Nowt’ and ‘Cuppa’ made it to T-shirts, cups, etc on Cafepress.com and Zazzle.com, under the Ohmart store. Maybe. Hopefully. In what surely must be the most painful experience since dealing with Vodafone Customer Service, I can at least verify that this Keep clam and say nowt link takes you to a CafePress ‘Nowt’ shirt, and this one: to a ‘Cuppa’ one. Gah!